Lightning is Stupid

We had one of those stupid storms with lightning last night. My Human slept through most of it 'cause she had earplugs in her ears. She didn't offer us any. (Sometimes we like to chew them up.) Everyone gets all worked up about the storm. I have to yell at Lex to tell him that he's stupid. He wants to get next to the Human, but she is MY HUMAN. So I read him the riot act. And guess what happens to me when I do that? Yep, the Human forces me into my crate! Oh the inhumanity incaninity!

And she didn't give me any pizza tonight!

Here's a photo of Lex moping.