Finally!

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

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Maybe you're wondering what this is a picture of? It's a picture of me not looking at snow!!!!!!!!!

We had some stupid ice over night, but not even enough to have fun with. The tree branches have really small icicles on them. Roo Roo is hoping that some branches fall off that she can bring in the house to chew up.

The stupid weather guys still say we may get a foot of snow tonight. I've heard that before!!!!



In other news...Roo Roo has found a place she'd like to work! National Association of Information Destruction!

Weather or Not

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So it's been too darn hot lately!!!!! Highs have been in the upper 60's. It's NOVEMBER!!!!

But I glanced at the weather forecast and saw this:



I'm not getting my hopes up, however. I've been tricked by stupid weather forecasts many, many, many times!

So, we'll see...

A Thing Or Two

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As I've mentioned a couple times previously, I have seizures. I had one on Saturday. Usually I'll have them inside, but on Saturday I had one outside. Fortunately my Human noticed and she came outside to sit by me. But you want to know what that stupid Roo Roo was doing? She was sneaking up on me and grabbing my back. She wanted to pull me around the yard while I was incapacitated! My Human had to take time out from sitting with me to stick Roo Roo in her box. Roo Roo's stupid, so when I recovered I yelled at her and clobbered her!

Also, Lex walked by while I was incapacitated. He thought I didn't see him, but I did. So I growled at him as best I could!

Then last night when my Human was preparing our dinner, I decided to yell at Fargo. JUST 'CAUSE I COULD! Meepie yelled at me for that! So my Human proceded to deliver our dinner, and Fargo decided to act like he was injured. I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM!!! much! Fargo started crying and carrying on just to get attention from my Human. My Human checked and determined that Fargo was okay, so she continued to deliver our food. Fargo kept following her and crying. But then as soon as she delivered his meal, he wagged his tail and gave her a kiss and then ate all his food!

Why's everyone so stupid?!

Husky Logo #36

This Saturday's logo is the Husky of North Marion Primary School on Aurora (Roo Roo?), Oregon.

This school is in the same district as a high school that has a Husky as a mascot! It warms my little Tubey heart to learn that this community is so dedicated to huskies! But nothing is perfect. Their intermediate school (whatever that is) has a Dragon for a mascot and their middle school has a Rocket.

My Human (as I've mentioned previously) went to a high school with a Bulldog for a mascot. Her junior high mascot was the Bullpups. So, when they built the middle school and they needed a mascot, some stupid humans said that they should be the RMS Bull-embryos. But that mascot didn't win the contest...they were the RMS Eagles!

Sleeping!

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What is it with humans and their obsession with how "cute" we look when we are sleeping?!



Shut up and let me sleep!

Tubey Puppy

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Pippin has requested some pictures of me as a puppy. It seemed like a good idea to me! I've posted some of them before, but I don't care. Enjoy!

Annoying Song!

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My Human won't stop singing a stupid made-up song:

"Here comes Tubey's claws,
Here comes Tubey's claws
Right down Santa Claus' legs!"

Yeah. Stupid!

I saw on Buster's blog some pictures of his mom & dad. So the picture on the left is of my Human when she was just a little human.

Husky Logo #35

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(Hey Poseidon, this one's for you and your mama!)



My good friend Poseidon told me about this school. His mama went to school in this town, but her stupid school had a Bulldog for a mascot. You'll notice what type of dog Poseidon is. I don't think his mama has a bulldog!

This was HHS's lunch menu for Friday, Nov 17, 2006:

Cheeseburger, Peanut Butter Sandwich, Pizza, Corn Dog, Tossed Salad, Baked Beans, Peaches, Juice, and Milk.

I would gladly eat all of this!

Taken For A Ride

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At long last I finally got to ride in the new huskymobile. First it was Meeps, then Lex, then Fargo, AND FINALLY ME!!!!

I got to try out all of the seats, except for the driver's seat. My Human wouldn't let me drive.

My Human and I went to an A&W. I got to lick ice cream off of a spoon. It was pretty good!

Treats!

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Look at these big biscuits I found!



Does it count as pirate booty?

No Snow!

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Once again those stupid weather people lied about the snow! They had snow in the forecast, but they yanked it away and left us only rain!

That stupid Lex was rubbing it in. He said this:

"Ha ha ha, Turbo! You're never going to have snow. Back before you lived with us, we had snow all the time. Even in July! WHO'S STUPID NOW, LITTLE DOG?"

So I had to yell at Lex and stomp my foot a few times. I was so angry with him that I created a poster to inspire everyone:

LET IT SNOW!!!!

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There's a chance that it might (just might!) snow tomorrow! Yeah. I've heard that before. Many, many times before! And I'm getting tired of the snow not arriving.

Here's some reasons we demand snow:

1) Me, the T-Wolf
2) Fargo
3) Roo Roo
4) Meepie
5) Niki
6) Even Lex
7) We are Northern Breed dogs
8) My Human doesn't have to work this week
9) We now have a 4 Wheel Drive vehicle

I could go on, but I'm my list stopping now.

Last March I brought up the subject of hiring a lawyer to file a snow suit. Now there are a lot more husky bloggers. Anyone want to join me? It can be a class action snow suit!

I refuse to be disappointed, again!

(Credit for the wolf picture goes to Microsoft. I found the photo in their Clipart Gallery.)

On Broadway

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I just wanted to let all of you know about my exciting new Broadway show...The Turbo Show!



Here's what the papers are saying about my show:

Huricane Akara Turbofire returns to Broadway after his appearance in the Tony Ward winning revival of Cats. In his one-man show, Turbo offers his acerbic views on views on current events, culture - the New York Yankees and yes, Sammy Davis Jr.! Begins November 13.

Gift

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My Human had a birthday yesterday...It was one of those milestone birthdays, too. According to Cal the Wonderdog's chart, my Human would be 6 if she was a small dog and 5 if she was a large dog. That means that Niki, Lex, Meepie, and Fargo are all older than she is and me and Roo Roo are younger.

I made my Human a birthday gift:



You'll notice that I was nice enough to include the Durango, the Dyson, and some husky destruction. My Human really seems to enjoy destruction! Fargo complained that I don't show his face. I told him to shut up and he should make his own gift next time!

Husky Logo #34

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Today I'm featuring the Husky of Albany High School of Minnesota. I don't like this logo. It's really hard to figure out that it's a mighty husky!

Sadly, I couldn't find much info on this husky. When I googled "Albany High School" & MN all that come up were pictures of their bathroom. Humans are weird!

Windows

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So my Human upgraded our computer and we've been busy downloading all the stupid updates.



Fargo promises a new blog entry later today. But right now he's too busy love-biting my Human and making her jump. That's always helpful when humans are setting up new equipment.

The weather is "nice" for some people, but too hot for huskies!

More later...

Election Day

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Soon the stupid election will be over. I think that humans have elections so often 'cause they haven't figured out how to do it right!

My friend Holly has a good idea. So have your humans write my name or some other dog's name in as a candidate for every office!

Yeah!

Wooo-ray for Fargo!

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My good friend Fargo is the Husky Bloggers blogger of the month! He's a good guy. He promises to post more on his blog in a few days.

Below are some of my favorite pictures of him & me:

Husky Logo #33

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I hope that the huskies in Denmark don't look like the one in this logo! Anyway, today I'm featuring this logo (not one of my favorites). Let's wave our paw at the husky of the Danish wood & timber company Dalhoff Larsen & Horneman A/S.

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BTW: This time last week, we had 3 computers in our home that we could use. Now there's just 1. The others are knocked out of commission by modem problems. Stupid. Modem. Problems...

Posting Pictures

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I've read that lots of my fellow bloggers are having problems posting pictures. What I've been doing for some time is copying the code from a previous post and just pasting the link to the new picture into the code. I also change the size of the photo from this code. Of course if you're using Blogger to host the photo, that won't work. This is why I decided to use a different site (Flickr) to host the photos.

If you want me to e-mail you my cheat sheet, drop me an e-mail...

Tubey Mail

More Stupid...

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My Human told me that she's going to be really busy from this Friday until the stupid election is over. She works for a company that will be supplying humans to be annoying and call up other humans to persuade them to vote for candidates of a certain party.

Politics are stupid.

Politicians are stupid.

Annoying phone calls are stupid.

If I was running for some stupid political office, this would be my slogan...

Vote for Turbo! Everyone else is stupid!!!