I want more money for my Presidential Campaign. I've heard that humans are very stupid and are more than willing to give their money away when they get an e-mail inviting them to. So I decided to send all humans an e-mail:
Dr Meep said that I can't be that brutally honest in my e-mail, so I revised it. You'll notice that not only am I nicer, but I put a cute picture of myself in the e-mail, too!
11 comments:
Tubey: You said "please". I don't think anyone can knock you for not being polite.
Luv,
Dave
Thanks for seeing it my way, Dave Buddy!
How could anyone not send you money! You are just too adorable. You make a human melt. Also, being polite does go a long way. :)
Turbo, what a great idea. My mom said our money tree died with my last vet visit, so a box of money would be wonderful. I'll help with your campaign if you need a secretary. This is a must for all husky parents.
MayaMarie
Well, that picture should be worth a thousand dollars all by itself!
Good luck!!
Holly
Oh, Yes, I agree a letter was needed. One needs funds to run for president. I fully agree with Dave - you did say please!
Hugs,
Sitka
A very good letter. We would let Mom send you money but she needs it to buy food and treats for us.
Roxie, Sammy & Andy
I think your second letter will be wildly successful. Your first one sounded okay, but humans are weird and they like manners and stuff. We dogs don't need silly manners!
Steve
you are a genius, this is sure to work!
Tubey, my stupid human wants to send you money right now! Because you're so adorable...and polite! Round 2 was much better.
I like the first one. Honesty is important in a candidate.
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