A few days ago I talked about the stupid human defaming dogs. I promised then that I'd discuss humans making a mockery of all of our canine mothers and sisters.
Webster's first definition of bitch is:
the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals
That's fine and accurate. My mother was a bitch by the name of Akara's Fifth Avenue Huricane.
Webster's also includes these definitions:
2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant
4 : COMPLAINT
Humans are so stupid with their language skills that they have to insult us! I'll never understand them! You don't hear the canines of the world insulting each other by calling each other "son of a human," now do you?!
I make a motion that we rise about the humans and take back the meaning of the word "bitch" for ourselves!!!!
I'm ending this post with a picture of Niki, the sweet old bitch in our house.
4 comments:
My human is often calling me a bitch if I am being mean to one of my other doggie siblings. I have never figured that out. I figure I'm just being the authoritative "mother" figure they need to tell them what to do.
Holly
Yeah, you tell them Turbo
~ girl girl
Indy, wooo!
Holly, I agree with you.
Girl girl, thanks!
When I first saw the title of this blogpost, I was like "Uh-oh, what'd he do?"
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