Huskies in Repose

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I know everyone loves pictures of huskies lying around, so here you go!

Me and Meepie:


Roo Roo & Lex:


Roo Roo & Fargo:


And Niki:

Stupid Shirt Wearing

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So on Friday night there were some stupid thunder storms. My Human decided to give the shirt trick a try to see if Lex and I were calmer.

Lex was really proud of how he looked in his shirt:


And then Lex said to me sarcastically, "Heh, nice shirt." I told him that he was stupid.


Rooie didn't want to have any part of the shirt wearing and made it very clear to my Human:

Blogathon Day

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Good luck to all the Blogathon bloggers out there.

Today we are following:

Meesha


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur


Tucker


and Jilbean


Good luck everyone! We have plenty of bones and Cuzes to help us make it through the 24 hours. My Human, however, is another story. She's already complaining about not having enough cookies and ramen noodles.

Annoying Roo Roo

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I know some of you think that Roo Roo is cute. Well, she does something that I don't find cute AT ALL!!! Here is an example: Roo Roo was poking me in the butt with her snout, then I turned to tell her to stop. Roo Roo shrieked loudly and with a very annoying high pitch. Rooie waited till my Human had turned away to do this. My Human thought that I'd done something awful, so I got yelled at! Roo Roo learned this little trick from Niki, who likes to invite me to play and then she shrieks when I start!

They are both stupid!

Time Capsule

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I've gotten behind on my tag responses. My good bud, Marley, tagged me a while ago to list items to go in my time capsule. Then the wonderful Holly tagged me to list favorite books. I'll to the book listing soon.

But today, here are my capsule items:

1. Husky fluff. I'm sure they'll need that in the future.

2. Cuzes. But only ones that some dog has removed the feet and/or squeekers from.

3. Holes. We make so many that we can spare some.

4. "Vote for Tubey" campaign button.

5. Lex.

American Gladiators

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Today we are lying around playing with Cuzes, eating green beans, and watching American Gladiator. A.G. is this fantastic show from back in the late 1980's/early 1990's where humans ran around and rough housed. (NOTE: That stupid Meepie took my 2 big Good Cuzes when I went to the kitchen for a few green beans.)

Get this! There is an American Gladiator named Turbo!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, I was thinking that although I've told my Human that she can't get any more huskies (or dogs), that the names of the American Gladiators would be good husky (or dog) names:

Blaze
Cyclone
Dallas
Diamond
Diesel
Elektra
Gemini
Gold
Hawk
Ice
Jazz
Lace
Lace
Laser
Malibu
Nitro
Panther
Rebel
Sabre
Siren
Sky
Storm
Sunny
Tank
Thunder
Titan
Tower
Turbo
Viper
Zap

Clean Up

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I could help clean up this mess.
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Humans Lead Boring, Stupid Lives

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I stuck a hidden camera on my Human because I was wondering what she does all day when she's gone. It looked to me that she just sits in front of a stupid computer all day:


It's still hot and stupid outside! Yeah, I'll be banning that when I'm President.

I know you've done without a picture of me for a couple days, so I'll close with one. I've posted it before, but who cares?

Stupid, Non-Sharing Human

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My Human is stupid. She did not share her supper with me tonight. She didn't share her bacon. She didn't share her omelet. She didn't share her French toast. And she especially didn't share her ice cream.

My Human is stupid every night right now. She brings that stupid D. Animal out every night to suck up our fur. We keep putting more fun on the carpet each night, hoping that my Human and the stupid vacuum will stop their stupid dance routine.

My Human is also stupid because she doesn't have any new photos of me to share with you all. She said that I should post a few pictures of other boring things.

Here's a stupid leaf with a stupid bug on it. We keep pulling the leaves off of the vine, but they keep growing.


Here's a stupid bridge over the Missouri River. My Human went out for a ride in the huskymobile without me and took this picture.


At that stupid non-husky mascot having university that my Human went to, they have these old columns that are out in the middle of a bunch of green grass. A really long time ago, even before my Human went to school there, a building burned down. The columns have stood there since then.

On the Campaign Trail

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As a Presidential Candidate, I have to go to several events to meet the public. Yesterday I went to the Columbia Second Chance dog wash and allowed members of a Boy Scout Explorer troop to give me a good wash:


I wasn't thrilled, but I cooperated:




They finally finished, but it took me a moment to regain my composure:


Here I am looking heroic, albeit still wet:


In this picture I'm advising my chauffeur were to go next:


Humans like it when candidates stop by their store and make purchases. My Human got me a white Good Cuz and some treats. Because I'm so benevolent I had her buy 6 Jurassic Barks so I could share. Jurassic Barks are a treat that is chicken liver flavored. They are very good.


I allowed my Human to bring home a pizza for herself:


At home, I helped unpack the purchases:


I decided to let the others share my new and old Cuzes. Wisely Fargo and Niki declined the offer, but Roo Roo, Meepie, and Lex were stupid and played with them.

The 500!

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Thanks to everyone, I made it to 500 blog entries!

Here's some special thanks to those who helped and inspired me in the beginning: Thanks to Indy, who was the first husky blogger I "met." Thanks to Meeshka for the inspiration. Thanks to Bogart for letting me know about Dogs With Blogs. Thanks to C-Bux and Opy for everything (and thanks to your humans, too)! Thanks to Raisa for founding the Husky Bloggers Ring. Thanks to Ivy and Freda for your continued friendship and entertainment!

The first time I ever used the word "stupid" was on 02 March, 2006. I've used that word in only 38% of all my blog entries. Surprising, isn't it?

C$ gave me the esteemed Rockin' Dog Blogger award. I agree that everyone deserves it, but I'm specifically going to give it to the "special thanks" dogs above. I don't care if you've received it already, you're getting it again!



My new good friend Marley tagged me to talk about what will go in my Time Capsule. I want to think about that a bit, so that will come in the future.

I have a lot of pictures to share from my adventure today, but I'll do that in a different entry. Here's a teaser, though...my adventure involves new Cuzes, a doggy bakery, and a charity dog wash.

Slogans!!!

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Quincy and Tristan gave me the heads up on this site that creates slogans for you.

This is my advertising slogan:

Got Turbo?

And this is my movie quote:

My mama always said life was like a box of Tubey.

Rockin' Guy & Other Stuff

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Those cool guys over at the Ao4 had nominated me 'cause I'm a Rockin' Guy!



I'll be putting this cool logo on my sidebar this weekend. I'm nominated these 5 rock stars: Maverick the Pirate, My Nephew Eddie and the other guys at D'Azul, Malechai, Marley, and C$.

Next item on my agenda. Mark Trail is cool 'cause animals talk!


And finally, here's a picture of me to tide you over till tomorrow:

No Title Today

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I don't have any cohesive thoughts today.

I'll be posting my newest plan to exploit human stupidity for monetary gain soon.

My Human is stupid and mean. She locks the Cuzes up in the bathroom closet, behind 2 closed doors during the night. She said something stupid about the noise keeping her awake! I can smell the Cuzes, however. So, I'm working on a liberation plan.

It's a lot cooler outside and that pleases me greatly!

I'm closing with some pictures that I haven't posted here yet.

Lex is looking at something:


Meepie decided that my Human was more interesting than Lex:


It's Fargo!


And me!

Wooing Sadly For Sherman...

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Rest in peace, Sherman.

Fantastic Idea

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I heard a news story today that was absolutely brilliant. The phone company that calls themselves Sprint is cancelling the accounts of people who call and complain too much! I've never heard of such a great thing! That'll teach those stupid humans to not complain!

Look! Here's a new picture of me!

What's Going On?

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Look at what Meepie and Roo Roo were doing while I was in my box. It's as if they don't know how stupid Lex is!


And then later, there was a stupid racoon up a tree in front of the bedroom window!


My Human actually said that there is nothing cuter than a baby racoon. Excuse me!!!!! What about me?! I'm cuter!

Dyson's Are Stupid And Shouldn't Be Trusted!

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I keep warning everyone that they shouldn't trust that stupid Dyson. Look at it pretending to be friends with Meepie!


No one believes me when I say it's up to no good! Look! It's got me in it's site!


But last night the stupid Dyson decided to pull a prank on my Human. It switched it's control to "bare floor" so that the spinner brush thing wouldn't turn. It laughed and laughed. The stupid Dyson is even bragging about it on it's stupid blog!

Stupid Hot Weather!

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The weather is stupid and hot in lots of places. Of course I will be banning hot weather when I'm President.

My Human spent more than enough time today driving around taking pictures of things other than us so that she could post 7 pictures on Flickr in the 070707 group. Why she'd want pictures of things other than us, I don't understand!

She took a picture of some cow pups:



My Human didn't bring them home!

The Size of It All

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Other than my Human, Lex is the biggest. He is about 110 pounds. He's half Akita/half husky.


Fargo is next. He weighs about 85 pounds. He's probably half husky/half Malamute.


Meepie is next. He's around 70 pounds. He's got a lot of muscle built in on him (unlike Lex). He's very strong.


Niki is next at around 50 pounds.


Then comes Roo Roo. She is a svelte 47, or so.


And that leaves me, the Tube Wolf. I'm around 40 to 45 pounds. I'm small, but mighty!