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Saturday, December 22, 2007

New Product

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Please allow me to introduce my new cologne Siberian Nights. It's aroma is reminiscent of a pine forest with underlying notes of decaying carcasses.

My cologne makes an excellent stocking stuffer.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my dogness! And just in time for a Christmas Gift. I will take 5, please. Send me the bill, ha roor oor ooo!

Hugs,
Sitka

Shmoo said...

I'm so glad you came up with a ready made perfume. We're getting tired of rolling in dead things, then having to roll on the humans. Oh my goodness, what am I saying, I never get tired of rolling in dead things, but its the distribution of stink and the actual stink to human ratio that is tiresome.

Meeshka

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

You had better keep THAT khwiet Tubie!

Thirsty Dog Brewing Company might want to khlaw and paw you over the name choice!

http://www.thirstydog.com/

SNIFF - SNIFF -

Wow! I'm floating NOW!

Wuv,

Khyra
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08

The Army of Four said...

Oh, this sounds great! Do you splash it on or sprinkle it on the floor and roll in it?
Play bows,
Zim

Khady Lynn said...

Lets see, Siberian Night beer from Thirsty Dog Brewing, and Siberian Nights cologne by the Tube Wolf, what a perfect combination!!

Holly