While I was khampaigning for the Potomac Primaries, I was invited to stop by the Khapitol and address Khongress about stupidity.Here's my entire speech:
You have asked me to come to speak to you about stupidity. Look to the left of you. Now look to the right. And finally, look at yourself. You are all stupid. Now it is time for some cheese and bacon.
8 comments:
Bravo, Tubey! Throughout history, a few orators have distinguished themselves for their rhetorical flourishes: MLK, Lincoln, Socrates. All, however, have been put to shame by your erudite observations and the eloquence of your syntax. Years from now, high school teachers will hold up this congressional address as proof that greatness can--and does--exist.
Once again, I must khomment as to how honoured I am to be a part of your khampaign!
Woo so khall 'em as woo see 'em!
Stoopid is as stoopid does!
Wags&Wuv,
Khyra
KK
T'08
Concise and brilliant. A speech that should be memorized by the next generations.
Misty the alpha Poodle
Tubey,
Perhaps the most impactful political speech I've ever heard. Well done!
PS - I voted today! I have a sticker and everything.
Brilliant as always!
Holly
Woh that sounds like a pawsome speech. I love cheese
~ Girl girl
Here Here! Amen! And bring on the cheese!
Bacon and cheese in every pot! Tubey must be in '08!
Bring on the cheese!
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