I recently was invited to speak to children. I thought I'd share with you what I told them.
First of all, I'm very sorry that you are all humans. Unfortunately that is your lot in life. But don't let that hold you back. I have some words of wisdom for you.
Always be kind to animals. Especially dogs, of course, but you should be kind to all animals. You should also be kind to other humans. They also cannot help that they are not dogs.
In closing, you are as mature mentally as you will always be. Adult humans are not actually more mature than children. Adult humans are just as petty and insecure as you are. Some of them just hide it more successfully.
Now, lets go down to the cafeteria for cheese and bacon!
6 comments:
Yeah. They can't help that they're an inferior life form.
Tail wags,
Storm
It's a good thing you have started with the young ones. The older ones are not listening.
Husky Hugs, MayaMarie
Too bad they aren't old enough to vote!
We know the would selekht woo too!!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
KK
T'08
The little furless ones actually do listen to us better than the big furless ones do. In fact, they listen to us better than they listen to the big furless!
Woos,
Thor
Tubey, you are an inspiration for all generations. Would you consider serving as a commencement speaker at Unity College? I'm sure we could offer you an honorary doctorate, too!
Great human service announcement!
Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
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