woo! Some years ago, my stupid Human worked at a nursing home doing purchasing and a bunch of other things. She would listen to 1970's music, and she, the nurse she shared her office with, and her sales rep created new lyrics to the Carpenters' song Close To You.
Why do turds suddenly appear
Every time poo is near?
Just like pee
They long to be
Close to poo
Her clever nurse coworker also created an interpretive dance to the song Top Of The World. The nurse would act like she was climbing a ladder at the "on top of the world" part. Then she'd look down with her hand over her eyes at the "down on creation" part. When "the only explanation I could find" was sung, the nurse would act like she was looking through a big book while using a magnifying glass. Etc. Etc. Etc...
Humans are a pathetic group.
10 comments:
Yes they are -
Unfortunately, they fill our bowls - so we have to humour them!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
KK
T'08
Hahah... oh humans are funny!!
Love Clover xo
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna sing this to Daddy wen he gets home!
HAAAAAA!
:@D
I like the lyrics! And the song is stuck in Mama's head now! Ha roo roo roo!
Woos,
Thor
Hello!
sorry by my ingles, is not very good.
The humans has some occurrences! Patitas
Apparently they didn't have enough to keep them busy.
Holly
Apparently they didn't have enough to keep them busy.
Holly
We like 70's songs, too. Your lyrics are better, though. :)
William Tell
Those lyrics are better than the original. Thanks for stopping by our blog. Nice to meet a new matie.
Hugs and tail wags
Noah Willow Tess & Lucy
We think maybe our Mom works at that place now. She has some strange stories about her days at work.
ECHO
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