I found a link to my blog on a website listing attorneys in the state of Missouri. Yes, I am an attorney. I specialize in snow suits and pro-bone-o cases.Also, I found a website using my picture of my campaign button with other important buttons. They were discussing that soon to be former governor, Eliot Spitzer. Although they didn't ask my opinion on the situation, I'm sure it was just an oversight on their part. After all, they love me over there.
My comment:
Although all humans are by nature stupid, Eliot Spitzer clearly wins the currently non-existent Turbo Stupid Of The Week award. Here's just 4 reasons:
First of all, I am doggonally offended that his last name degrades the fine Spitz dogs of the world. I cannot abide any canine defamation.
Second, he should be too busy being the Governor of NY to be able to take his pants off for any illegal activities.
Thirdly, he paid money to have his pants off in front of another human.
Number 4, he used to prosecute humans for things like paying money to have their pants off.
14 comments:
Turbo,
This just goes to prove that your fame has no limits! You are very popular out there!
Woo so 'nailed' it -
Ha rooo rooo ROOOO -
Since he was the governour of NY, shouldn't he have tried to keep the business in his own state?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
KK
T'08
Well said Turbo. I'm glad to have you in my corner since a pup never knows when he might need a pro-bone-o lawyer.
Steve
Would you take my case, Tubey? I want to sue Mama for not buying enough livergreat. She buys it, but we have to share it with the bipeds, and I think we should have a supply of our own!
Woos,
Thor
Spitzer should have consulted you before he took his pants off in front of another human for money (and whew! what a lot of money it was. Think of how many treats we could buy with that much money!!!)
It's good to know I know a lawyer. I almost needed one before Christmas!
I heard Mom and Dad talking about that guy the other night. The governor of Colorado isn't very good, but governor makes the Colorado governor look great!
Kaos
Hi Woo Turbo,
Read down & caught yur post on the "Turbo Vision." I like how you took care of the situation of them using yur name wifout permission. Also, while skimming thru, I caught yur posting on you having a birfday.
"Happy belated birfday, my friend!" We haven't been posting so much cuz of mommy wif stupid job interviewers have been getting her a little down. On the good news front, her doctor is real pleased about her jaw recovery & she gots the go-ahead frum him to ride her Charlie (now wif his approval, hawoo!).
Til next time,
-Cosmos-
People are ....... well, you know.
Tail wags,
Storms
Woo, Tubes. All very good points.
Your immense puplarity is so pleasing! WOO!
Marls
WOooooo! WoooooooO!
Tubey, I'm voting for you!
Stay cool
Lola Smiles
Can i request your pro-bone-o services? I need legal assistance in stopping my Mum singing to me in public (and i use the term *singing* in the loosest possible sense) also some kind of court order against her calling me schnookums, puppypops etc etc (the list is endless) she is ruining my doggy street cred!!
I'm in the UK so don't know about the spitzmeister.. Mum just mumbled something about him being a very naughty boy!!
Ben xxx
Turbo, you're gorgeous and funny! Glad you stopped by and left a link so I could find you! :)
http://sparkychronicles.wordpress.com
Clearly the world is just beginning to learn how talented you are! Your observations on the current matters at paw are brilliant and quite accurate I'd say.
ECHO
Great pick for your Stoopid Human of the week award! Wait.....shouldn't that go to all humans????
Woo woo, KA
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