(Please note that I will be featuring pictures from my Pennsylvania campaign and my speech on liberty tomorrow.)
I believe it is important for all canines and humans to be well nourished. I am submitting my food pyramid for your benefit. The explanation is below the diagram.
The bottom layer, bacon, is the most important layer and we should all eat a lot of bacon. The next layer is the cheese layer. We should eat slightly less cheese than bacon. Of course, we should all consume an equal portion of banana chips and Cheez-It's. And finally, and certainly not least, is the Froot Loop layer. It is very important for us to eat several different types of froot. And by eating Froot Loops, we can eat yellow froot, orange froot, blue froot, red froot, and (most importantly) green froot.
16 comments:
Is it ok to substitute ham for bacon?
Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat
That's an interesting one. I must think about my own personal food triangle because it would need to have toast as a significant layer (and cheese of course), and fruits, and curry, and peas. Yes a very thoughtful post indeed.
Pippa
Tracey and Pippa raise an interesting point: might a dog make substitutions within the pyramid? For instance, could butter wrappers replace cream cheese? Could animal crackers replace Cheez-its? And if those animal crackers are shaped like dogs, does that make somebody who eats them a quasi-cannibal?
Mmmm...bacon...
xo,
Wiley & Fievel
I ... uh... I forgot what I was going to say. The bacon .... the bacon calls me.
Luv,
Dave
I'll make sure we khover multiple khategories of your most excellent food pyramid when we get together later.
I know we need to review our plans for Tuesday's PA pawmary!
Khatch woo later Tubey!!!
Hugz&BakhonKhysses,
Khyra
Truly a triumph for scientific nutrition. This should go home with everyone who ever gets a dog.
Trash can smorgasborg is also quite good.
Misty the alpha Poodle
Turbo!
We just realized that we never eat bacon! We've seen it on TV but our hoomans are vegetarian and couldn't think of buying it other than chicken and beef for us. Thanks for the reminder!
We'd like to like your blog to ours. Hope it's ok with you.
Momo & Pinot
that is very informative and educational. we're gonna give that to our mom. is there a layer for bully sticks?
woofs.
You forgot butter! And bread! They each have their own food group!
Woos,
Thor
I am going to print this out and put this on our fridge ASAP!
Ummmm, what about khake? You forgot the Khake!!!!
Holly
Mom loves you food pyramid. She would live on Cheez-its if she could. I love the bacon layer!
Woo woo, KA
Where do Greenies fit in the food pyramid?
Now that's what I call a good food pyramid! One that makes sense and one that a dog can actually live with!
ECHO
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