You are eliminating taxes?? Ok thats done it.. Mum wants you to ship out here pronto and run for Prime-Minister..
come sort our credit crunch out before our house becomes worthless and we all have to live in an unheated kennel with no treats!!
Mum says our government takes 25% of Dad's hard earned money in taxes then charges taxes on everything they buy with the pitiful amount left.. seems we NEED YOU Turbo.
If all those taxes actually were used to fund GOOD stuff, they wouldn't be so stupid, but since they fund more stupid things than non-stupid things, I think you are doing a wonderful thing by eliminating them. And I agree with Jan (same name as my mom) that we need billboards all over the country with that graphic! Maybe you could sell it to some of those stupid humans running for president?
Tubey, I heard an NPR story today about Turbo Tax: apparently, their system crashed and people were having to wait hours and hours to file their returns. Was that part of your ploy to subvert the dominant paradigm? Bravo!
As I've said previously, I will eliminate taxes in my term as your President.
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You are eliminating taxes?? Ok thats done it.. Mum wants you to ship out here pronto and run for Prime-Minister..
come sort our credit crunch out before our house becomes worthless and we all have to live in an unheated kennel with no treats!!
Mum says our government takes 25% of Dad's hard earned money in taxes then charges taxes on everything they buy with the pitiful amount left.. seems we NEED YOU Turbo.
Ben xxx
What Ben said: WE NEED YOU!
One week until the Pawsylveinyah Primary!!
Sniff sniff sniff - I smell another vikhtory!!!
Khyra
KK
T'08
That graphic should be on every billboard in every city in the country.
If all those taxes actually were used to fund GOOD stuff, they wouldn't be so stupid, but since they fund more stupid things than non-stupid things, I think you are doing a wonderful thing by eliminating them. And I agree with Jan (same name as my mom) that we need billboards all over the country with that graphic! Maybe you could sell it to some of those stupid humans running for president?
Holly
Mom said she really can't wait now until you become president! She mailed her taxes off today and has been grumbling ever since.
Hugs,
Sitka
OOOOOoooo Turbo!
How do I get you in as president! Who do I need to nose!
Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley
Tubey,
I heard an NPR story today about Turbo Tax: apparently, their system crashed and people were having to wait hours and hours to file their returns. Was that part of your ploy to subvert the dominant paradigm? Bravo!
Yeah.. taxes are stupid everywhere!!
~ Girl girl
No more taxes! Let my Mama use her money to buy me more toys!
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