Quote & Stuff

woo! I read a quote over the weekend by a human that I really like. George Carlin is now, unfortunately, not among the living humans. But if he were still alive, I think he'd be a good running mate for me. Here's his quote:

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Here's what's going on in Tubeyworld: A human is supposed to dig up our water pipes and put new ones in. My Human's laptop is broken, but her PC still works. My Human spent a lot of time this weekend playing Simcity on her stupid PC.

Breaking News!

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Echo alerted me to this important news story from a human television story: The Turbo The Sibe Phenomenon.

RIP, Niki

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My Human would like to make this post:

Niki came to live with me a couple years ago after her previous human passed away. She was 12 at the time.

Last night Niki's health deteriorated. She had trouble walking and seemed not to be able to see. I monitored her health during the night and by morning she seemed to be back to the Niki I knew.

But when I got home from work and Niki wasn't at the window I knew that one way or another it was time for Niki to meet her previous human at the Rainbow Bridge. When I got in the house she was standing, but I could tell that she couldn't see. I offered her a treat, but she couldn't find it. I offered her a bowl of water, but she tried to bite it. So Niki and I took a trip to see Dr. Debbie. They are very nice there. They came out to my truck and sent Niki on her trip from it.

Fare well, Niki. I'm sure you and your previous human Don are catching up on lots of things.

December 08, 1992 to June 19, 2008

Lookie!

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See what Roo Roo put on my Human's bed? We think it's part of the stupid no-possum skull Meepie brought in the house last week.

Wednesday, or Something

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I don't want you to forget that I am the cutest and fluffiest Presidential candidate out there!

I told you about the stupid squirrel. Well, my stupid Human gave it a stupid nickname: Squirk Squirk.

I don't remember if I mentioned that a bird flew in the house on Friday night. It hit the wall above my Human, landed on the bookshelf, then flew away. It was all boring and stupid, so we canines didn't react to it.

Then my Human found a snake in the laundry room. I don't know what the snake was washing, though. I don't think that snakes have clothing.

Later on snake day, Rooie and Fargo found a turtle. Turtles smell interesting, but they aren't fun to chase.

Some human is going to dig up our land to put new pipes underground. Water leak, or something...I don't know. My Human mentioned what was going on, but it was stupid.

Did you here that C$, the big dog is doing well?

Sadly, though, Rufus the Basset hound is sick. Go say "woo."

Sunday Activities

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It's living above the ceiling of our deck!!!!!!!

Campaign Promise

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I was researching husky mascots and logos today and I found an interesting article about the fact that the University of Washington Husky is really a Malamute. Here's a quote:

Malamutes make better mascots than Huskies since they are not as high strung and easier to control in large crowds.

This is my promise to you, when I am President, mascots will correspond to the appropriate animals. In other words, there will be Washington Malamutes.

Seriously, why not? If the Washington humans feel that Malamutes are superior to Huskies as live representatives of their mascot, why not just call themselves the Washington Malamutes?

By the way, for those of you who care about my stupid Human, she's not making hummus this weekend. She said that she's not sure which recipe she wants to use. Sometimes it takes her forever to make decisions!

Skull

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Meepie brought a stupid no-possum skull in to the living room to gnaw on. But my Human threw it away. I'm not sure how Meeps got the skull as it had been on the other side of the fence, where my Human tossed it over a year ago. My Human allowed bugs and other stupid animals to eat the no-possum meat way back then.

It's supposed to storm here tomorrow morning or something.

mishmosh

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My Human is feeling better.

But it is still hot and stupid outside.

My Human is reading John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath. It's taken her about 5 years, so far.

My Human found a blog she's obsessed with.

I got a paper towel tube, but Meepie took it from me.

The ants are marching 1 by 1. Hurrah. Hurrah.

I think it's stupid that the US government is eliminating analog television broadcasting.

AND I think it is stupid that the US government is giving every American human a $40 coupon to get a converter for their analog TV to be able to recieve digital signals. I can think of many things better to do with $990,000,000 the goverment has allocated to the conversion...like let the US tax paying public keep it!

Husky Logo #73

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Today I'm wagging my tail for the logo of the Husky Door Company. Unfortunately, their website is not active. But I found this logo on the website of its designer, silhouette design.

Finally, It's Me!

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I'll start with an election update. Yes, I clinched the nomination. And cheese & bacon were consumed by all. Unfortunately, I had to stay home Tuesday night to monitor my Human. You see, there were stupid thunder storms and my Human needed to be constantly informed that it was Lex's fault. My Human complained on Wednesday that she was tired. She said she only got 2 hours of sleep. She said that it is our fault that she didn't fall asleep till 3:30am. Whatever.

Hey! On Monday night that stupid Dyson that lives at our house caused the electricity to break. It caused 2 circuits to flip to the stop working setting. Never trust a vacuum!

My Human has felt not healthy all week. She's old and stupid. You know what humans are like...

Also Not Me

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Not Pictures Of Me

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I didn't blog this weekend because I didn't feel like it. I'm a Sibe, and I don't do what I don't want to do. I will tell you what I think about those human Democrats' Florida and Michigan primary votes. I don't care. Humans can easily make a mess of things when they don't let a dog help.

My Human bought a stupid noisy thing that she is using to knock down the tall grass in our bigger field we run around in. My Human has tried to hire humans to do the work for her, but unlike dogs, humans have a poor work ethic.



Here's Meepie:



Here's Roo Roo: