Apparently you cannot get elected President without doing negative campaigning. I have learned this about the human candidates:
They will take your money away from you and give it to corporations. They will kill all babies. They are just like previous Presidents. They are too old. They are too inexperienced. They flip flop. They never show up for work. They show up at work and don't do their job. They will begin unnecessary wars. They will make unecessary concessions to enemies.
To summarize, they are all humans.
So, I decided to introduce my negative ad:
7 comments:
FUR sure!
That is part of the reason I've decided to stay in Pawsylvania and NOT head to Misery fur the debate -
Our tikhket will look so much better once the humans open their mouths -
H&K,
Khyra
VP2B
Turbo/Khyra 2008
Woo!
Luv,
Dave
Turbo & Khyra - you got our vote & based on the humes who are running - you gots our mommy & daddy's votes, too!
-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-
This is absolutely FABULOUS!!!
Will you be including any goats in your cabinet???
Turbo!
Wonderful, just wonderful. You've got my vote for sure!
Sparky
Simple, honest, and to the point! You TOTALLY have my vote!
Besides, humans are stupid.
Holly
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