TURBO NEWS NETWORK: Take time to stop and smell the bacon . . . . . . . . .

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Glorious News Of A Defeat!

woo!

D. Animal is dead! It could not survive the wrath of 5 Siberian huskies. Let this be a motivation for all of you who reside with the dreaded and stupid Dyson.



All it took was 4+ years of fluff and pee to kill the beast.

And we will never have another vacuum ever again. The house will have an ever increasing layer of husky fluff.



Oh, what's that? My Human has something to add:

I will be getting a new Dyson. There will not be an ever increasing layer of husky fluff in the house. And, besides that, I have a substitute industrial strength vacuum.


Humans are stupid!!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Rooie Says

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My room mate, Aurora "Roo Roo" Borealis agreed to answer my query of what she thinks the most stupid thing about Humans is. She would only do this if I showed you some pictures of her. She didn't want anyone to forget how hot she is.

Anywoo, here is her #1 reason that humans are stupid:

Because English speaking humans have co-opted the word "bitch" to be a negative insult of female humans.






Wednesday, January 07, 2009

What's Up

woo!

There is a stupid raccoon in our attic.



We know this because it stepped on the ventilation panel and almost fell into the house.

Here's a picture of me being cute and not looking at a stupid raccoon: