Ending Global Stupidity

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I have been an anti-stupidity activist for some time. Just a casual browsing of my blog will assure readers of this fact. In fact, it was a large part of my platform for the U.S. Presidency.

I have also tried to be helpful to humans by offering them the opportunity to buy stupidity offsets:



Unfortunately, not even 1 of them took advantage of that opportunity!

But all is not lost for the anti-stupidity movement. Queen Meeshka has given me an offer I could not refuse. I will be representing the United States of Amerifur at the Anti-Man-Made Global Stupidity talks in Merryland.

I fear a bleak future for our world if we don't act soon. Do you want a world filled with more humans who act like the Salahi's, the Heene's, Michael Vick, Kanye West, etc? I know I don't!

The Season Isn't Over Yet

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Not yet. But it's getting close to be over. There were only 3 games this weekend. And, ha roo!, the huskies won 2 of them. The Connecticuts beat some oranges, and the Washingtons beat some cougars! The Northern Illinoises did not beat some Chippewas, however.





My Human startled me tonight. She hooted because here stupid M-CATS scored a safety and ultimately beat some J-HAWKS. I haven't heard her make that noise for 2 years. She doesn't need to make it again. I do, afterall, need my beauty sleep!

Gate Crashers

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Regardless of what the press and the pictures may indicate. I did not invite Michaela & Tareq Salahi to stop by my house to help me dig, run in the yard, nor did I invite them to a pool party. I do not know them, nor do I want to. They are just stupid humans

Running For Congress

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I am please to announce that I will be running for the 14th Congressional District of Missouri. Queen Meeshka encouraged me to run for this opening.

The seat for the 14th District of Missouri has remained open since the 1930's. That is more than 490 years in dog years! Despite being open for so long, this district was given more than $600,000 by the U.S. Government for economic stimulus, as well as 5 jobs!

As a member of the working group, I am dedicated to helping the humans of the 14th Congressional District work as hard as Siberian Huskies do!

Cliff Hanger

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So, that's what's going on this week! The blue ones are the teams that have finished their season. So they didn't play football this week. 1 team didn't play, but is not finished with their season; that would be the Washingtons.

Both the Connecticuts and the Northeasterns were victorious. They beat the fighting irishes and the rams respectively. The Northern Illinoises, unfortunately, were not victorious against some bobcats.

That's all I have on the sports front. Tune in to this blog in a couple days for an important political announcement.

In the mean time, here's me:

The Season Dwindles

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This is what I look like at this point of the Husky Football League season:



There were only 4 games this weekend. The Saskatchewans did not win their playoff game against some dinosaurs from Calgary. They played for the Canada West final in Saskatooooooooooooooon. The dinos score just 1 more point than the Huskies! (I did learn that for some reason in Saskatchewan, hooded sweatshirts are called "bunnyhugs.")

The Northern Illinois improved their record to 7 wins and 3 non-wins against some cardinals (the bird, not the color).

The Washingtons did not win against some ducks!

The Northeasterns did win against some pride! And they did it by just 1 point.

The Connecticuts had a weekend of non-playing football, but they play next week.

Sadly, the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg and the Michigan Techs are finished for this season. That is why they are now shown in blue.

At A Loss

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It is not a good weekend for the Husky Football League. I am especially sad to announce that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg have lost yet again.

I decided that what the League needs is a fight song. So, I wrote a simple one. (It's important to note that my level of song writing is the same as my Humans...And my Human actually was a music major for 1 year! So, I am destined to be far better than she is.) Click the thingie below



And, as if that song was not enough, here is a picture of me for inspiration to all teams in the Husky Football League. A lot of husky mascot teams seem to like snarling huskies, so that's what I went with for my inspiration. (Truthfully, however, I was about to sneeze.)



So anyway...



The Saskatchewans are in their playoffs. And they won against some rams. So they get to play some team next week. They are also in 1st place in the Husky Football League standings.

The Northern Illinoises destroyed some eagles to the tune of 50 to 6!

I don't feel like talking about the other games.

If...

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