woo! I gave a short speech today in response to U.S. President Barack Obama's State of the Union Speech & also in response to the Republican Party's response by Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell.
To all human politicians: I am sorry you are all stupid. You speak too many words when just a few would do.
Now, let's all join together for some cheese & bacon!
I am fairly certain that if all politicians did what dogs want, all the world's problems would be solved!
The esteemed journalist Mr. Sam E. Winks tinkled and said this about my speech: "I forgot Tubey was a dog for about 5 seconds!"
16 comments:
I like the way you think, Tubey!
Tail wags,
Storms
Excellent speech. I agree wholeheartedly.
Meeshka
(moving away from the tinkle spot)
Most pertinent and relevant speech ever.
Our Cap and Trade proposal to address Global Warming.
1) Global Warming is caused by hot air.
2) Politicians are full of hot air (and other, oh, never mind).
3) If Politicians kept their mouth shut, there would be less hot air and, therefore, no global warming.
4) Therefore, politicians have to pay us - the public - for every word they utter.
Cheese!
Bakhon!!
Naps!!!
...cheese, and bacon and Peanuts! ...AND PEANUTS!!!
Yeah, more doin & less talkin!!!!
-da boyz, Cosmos & Juneau-
Now that's what I call an eco-friendly Smart Speech! On to the cheese & bacon!
a-roos to yous,
jack a-roo & so not moo
PS - my berification word sums it all up -- "uncommon"
Those are very wise words -- especially the ones about cheese and bacon!
Bunny
harrooo! cheese and bacon all around then!!
Good speech!! Where's the food?
- Charlie
Here, here.
Cheese and Bacon! :) Great speech!
Mochi
Hear! Hear! {or is it Here! Here!}
Whatever...cheese and bacon!
Excellent speech - maybe we should only allow politicians to run for office if they have a dog, and they are willing to let their dog make all of the important decisions. Then the politicians can just take care of the paperwork while the dogs enjoy cheese and bacon!
Any chance we can write you in on the next ticket? :)
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