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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Nutrition Revised

Happy Thanksgiving Day to all people who celebrate Thanksgiving Day. And for those who don't, Happy Day! Either way, celebrate today by eating something special.

A long time ago, I posted my food pyramid with my suggestions of the size of servings everyone should eat:

The U.S. government revised their pyramid to be shaped like a plate. So, I decided that I needed to update mine to be a plate also: You will notice that I'm now advising that everyone should eat an equal portion of bacon and froot. I've updated it that we should eat slightly less cheese. But we now should all eat a good amount of burritos. Under the Miscellaneous category, I've included whip, Nilla wafers, banana chips, Cheez-Its, salsa, & peanuts. (Marigold the Goat Philosopher recommended peanuts.)

In closing, here's a picture of me:

9 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Such wisdom!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My word is 'unmenflu' - that is a skhary thought!

Anonymous said...

Oh dear - do I have to eat froot? :O

B

Jack & Moo said...

Sure hope our pawrents see this & adjust our diet accordingly! (but today I think we're gonna be heavy on the turkey-- Happy Thanksgiving!)

jack & moo

D.K. Wall said...

That is the most logical thing we have read all day long.

Marigold said...

Tubey,
Thank you SO much for including Peanuts in the food pyramid. But don't you think it ought to have just a bit bigger space? I'm just sayin' ... I think I would like froot though. I shall have to try it.

Khady Lynn said...

You are so smart Unkey Tubey! I think your plate looks totally delicious! Now, if only they would allow me to have any of that good stuff!

Stupid kidney diet!

KhL

Redberry Cottage said...

MMM - bacon. We could do without the fruit. We will just double the bacon. :)

Nina, Myshka, Sasha, Betsy, Lucy, Phoebe and Lily

Shmoo said...

I agree with your excellent selection of food groups. Not only will you be President, but I also name you as the next Czar of Bacon and foods.

Meeshka

Kari in Alaska said...

Makes sense to us!

Happy late Thanksgiving

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